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« on: February 18, 2013, 04:21:04 PM »

for Daytona    Wink
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2013, 04:49:33 PM »

crap!

I EXPECTED SO MUCH MORE FROM THIS THREAD!
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 09:36:34 AM »

crap!

I EXPECTED SO MUCH MORE FROM THIS THREAD!

lol   this ain't the drunk tank, Brutha. 
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 09:40:35 AM »

Drivers can't waight to take a stab at her.
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 10:36:25 AM »

Drivers can't waight to take a stab at her.

I hear a lot of them would like to be in her seat
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 10:42:48 AM »

I hear a lot of them would like to be in her seat
for a test drive
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 10:58:31 AM »

I'd like to push her around the track.  Maybe pin her against the wall.
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 11:30:40 AM »

I wonder if she likes to come in first or second
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 11:59:14 AM »

I would not get a DNF when racing behind her
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 12:39:48 PM »

I wonder if she likes to come in first or second
I heard she liked to jockey for position.
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2013, 02:26:36 PM »

I wonder if her headlights work
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2013, 02:34:24 PM »

I wonder if her headlights work

who cares as long as her tailpipe does
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2013, 02:34:38 PM »

I wonder if her headlights work
I'd honk 'em!
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2013, 02:46:30 PM »

who cares as long as her tailpipe does

Just make sure you get the engine nice and hot first to help blow the soot out. 
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2013, 07:27:14 PM »

think she needs a oil change?
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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2013, 08:26:29 PM »

think she needs a oil change?
I'd check her oil
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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2013, 04:46:54 AM »

I wonder if she screams "GODADDY" when she's flipping over?
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2013, 07:53:22 AM »

wonder if she pits when the rubber starts to wear
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2013, 08:14:56 AM »

does she need a pit crew for a re-lube or can she apply that herself?
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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2013, 09:41:31 AM »

does she need a pit crew for a re-lube or can she apply that herself?
atleast for a tune up. Heard she had a lotta' miles on her.
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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2013, 03:59:05 PM »

does she need a pit crew for a re-lube or can she apply that herself?
You can't  wear something out that makes its own lubrication
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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2013, 04:12:41 PM »

You can't  wear something out that makes its own lubrication
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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2013, 11:02:09 AM »

This brings a whole new meaning to "rubbing is racing"
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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2013, 01:28:19 PM »

This brings a whole new meaning to "rubbing is racing"

if rubbing is racing, i'm richard petty
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« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2013, 01:29:32 PM »

I bet her cooter stinks after a race, but you know what? I don't give a damn.
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