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« on: July 29, 2011, 02:22:08 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 03:06:43 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 03:12:35 PM »

We'll cover him with Alfred Davis.
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 03:16:29 PM »

We'll cover him with Alfred Davis.

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 03:17:29 PM »

Seriously, though...  He may be a damn TE this season.
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 03:17:46 PM »

We'll cover him with Alfred Davis.

He looks like he was already covered.  With gravy, cheese, and a double helping.
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 03:23:46 PM »

that is amazing; such a gifted reciever, to blow up like that must make Spurrier sick
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2011, 03:23:53 PM »

If the moon was made out of barbecue spare ribs...would ya eat it?  I know Alshon would.  Heck, he'd have seconds.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2011, 03:28:28 PM »

I thought Demetrius Dean done gone and transfered for a minute there!
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2011, 03:30:15 PM »

I thought Demetrius Dean done gone and transfered for a minute there!

Haha, USCe...JuCo in Mississippi...same thing.
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2011, 10:02:58 AM »

Fried Chicken is a bitch.
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2011, 07:35:04 PM »

Wow. You would think that a guy who is considered probably as the best in the nation would have been a little more careful.
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2011, 07:44:03 PM »

maybe it is a media error, damn that is going to raise flags with nfl folks, not that i give a sh!t.  I hope a booster takes him to the buffet every day
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2011, 10:17:51 PM »

I know he wears a flak jacket to protect his ribs and can make you look funky, but damn.  Are we sure that isn't photochopped?

The other thing I noticed was that locker room looks like a bag of hammered aholes.
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2011, 11:18:46 PM »

If the moon was made out of barbecue spare ribs...would ya eat it?  I know Alshon would.  Heck, he'd have seconds.
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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2011, 11:27:16 PM »

I know he wears a flak jacket to protect his ribs and can make you look funky, but damn.  Are we sure that isn't photochopped?

The other thing I noticed was that locker room looks like a bag of hammered aholes.


Came from the Gamecock website...so unless they're playing some srs mindgames.....he's been doing the spurrier workout plan..

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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2011, 08:29:30 AM »

Came from the Gamecock website...so unless they're playing some srs mindgames.....he's been doing the spurrier workout plan..

Well get that boy another beer.

No way would I spend a 1st round pick on that kid like he's being hyped for.  That little spring vacation may be the most expensive one he's ever taken.  But who knows, the Broncos may have a 1st round pick.
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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2011, 09:06:55 AM »

Excellent.
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2011, 10:02:41 AM »

I think I'm gonna go ahead and still worry about him.  Just cause he's a little out of shape at the end of July doesn't mean he won't go beast-mode on folks come gameday.
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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2011, 10:45:12 AM »

I think I'm gonna go ahead and still worry about him.  Just cause he's a little out of shape at the end of July doesn't mean he won't go beast-mode on folks come gameday.

Agreed.  But do you think an NFL GM wants to deal with a 1st round guy that struggles with weight control?
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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2011, 11:04:07 AM »

Agreed.  But do you think an NFL GM wants to deal with a 1st round guy that struggles with weight control?

Wasn't aware we were talking about the NFL. 

I dont' know.  Seems plenty of guys have been drafted early with weight problems. 
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« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2011, 11:09:51 AM »

Still early but several people have dropped out of the first with weight (work ethic) concerns.  Mt. Cody and Lendale White come to mind off the top of my head.  Hed have to lose production this year, and bomb the combine (if he leaves this year) in order for that to happen.
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 01:55:32 PM »

in a car wreck, sat out practice
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2011, 02:35:55 PM »

in a car wreck, sat out practice

poor car. i heard it tried to swerve but just couldn't miss him.
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2011, 02:38:57 PM »

poor car. i heard it tried to swerve but just couldn't miss him.

Luckily his twin brother is the Michelin man and can get free tires for the driver.
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